My English teacher was trying so hard to appropriately ask us if the commander in A Handmaids Tale was able to ejaculate
"How do I say this diplomatically.. Is he able to get to the end of the road?"
A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”
What Boys Look For in Girls
We all want to be appreciated…but initial attraction isn’t really based in reality. There’s a really huge audience of very young women on YouTube, and I’m really worried about them basing their self-worth on whether they appeal to guys. That seems to be how the world is set up. I’m a dude, of course, so I’m basing this on what I’ve seen on YouTube and IRL, but I don’t think I’m crazy.
I should have said in the video…this isn’t meant to be relationship advice. There are lots of good people out there with whom to have relationships, but what they’re “looking for” doesn’t necessarily correspond with what they actually want or need. That “love at first sight” moment is pretty much the least interesting moment of a relationship (despite being one of the most exciting.)
me: yeah, well at least i don’t have a
AW FUCK YES
93% ON MY MATH TEST BITCHES
FUCKIN YEAH GUYS I TOTALLY ATE SHIT IN THIS COURSE LAST YEAR, BASICALLY GOT A 60
BUT NOW IM BACK
AND KICKIN SOME ASS
i legit heard the words “mean girls 2 was better than mean girls” come out of someones mouth today